i ship me and money
chameleons have such cute hands
look they’re like little mittens
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
no offence just my onion
"i don’t like to eat late snacks at night, it’s not healthy"
babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it