demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

prublems:

my self esteem drops faster than my battery life 

trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

i-effed-it-all-up:

do u ever get like really unbelievably thirsty and u cant stop chugging water and u start to think u might be becoming a mermaid like the kid from the thirteenth year

like yeah im 20 but maybe mermaid puberty came late for me

felixdawkins:

how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like

"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”

beyoncebeytwice:

is everything expensive or am i just poor

obamasnovv:

still waiting for kidz bop to cover anaconda